That awkward moment when you’re trying to be dramatic but a leaf ruins it.
meme4u:

(Source: espouselucidation, via remonrime)
korrvatar:
The fastest men alive.

itswallie:
gracie-geek:
badassbatkids:
Dick’s little frown…he’s like “just try and say something, Garfield”
Also 5 years and still no one knows his real name. WTF?
It seems like only the Batfam does.
I bet the original team does too. Or geeze, at least Artemis must have figured it out by now.
itswallie:
superherodicks:
bABY STOP THOSE FACES OSDMNLAD TOO CUTE
TIM YOUR FACE
congratulations
nooowestayandgetcaught:
witch-breed:

Is that one of Jade’s wet dreams? IS THAT HER ACTUAL EXCUSE TO FIND THE REAL ROY HARPER? Her husband’s reasons are lamesauce. Pfffttttt.
(via itswallie)
When do I get my own reality series?
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- Me anywhere away from drawing supplies: i just want to draw and draw forever until i die because i live and breath it why can't i be drawing now, i would draw so many great things, i will be the greatest artist there ever was, my art will be forever plentiful and i shall please the art gods with how bountiful my art is
- Me with drawing supplies: what is draw
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”